John Wolf is generally an awesome person.
Born May 31, 1989 in Sylmar, California, he spent most of his childhood in Texas. That place sucked. But he did learn a lot about music, which carries with him today.
So he went to Tennessee. That place also sucked. I mean, they still have Klan rallies there. Also, no fashion sense needed.
From there, he’s really just been about everywhere in the country. From New York City to Colorado Springs, and now Los Angeles, he’s seen just about everything. Somehow, he still has hair he hasn’t yanked out. Although New York City did get him smoking again. Don’t worry, he recently quit again. Cold turkey, too!
Somewhere along the way, he earned his A.A. in Political Science. Waste of money that was. At least he didn’t go to ITT Tech, right?
He got married. That turned out to be a disaster. No offense, Carol. She lives on the other side of the country. So he enjoys the single life. He’s kind of a loner.
He’s owned over twenty cars. This was one of them.
He’s taken on skinheads and other white morons who think their shit don’t stink.
WARNING: CONTAINS INBRED MORONS WHO HATE MINORITIES NOT CALLED DONALD TRUMP
Overall, he’s lived a fucking life.