Marathon Road Block


(From left) Hank Azaria and Simon Pegg running in the marathon scene from 2007’s hit comedy “Run, Fatboy, Run”

Not being a resident of Long Beach, and only a resident of California for a few months, I am still learning the ropes, if that expression can be used here.  Today, I ran into the Long Beach Marathon, where there was no one running or observing, but the roads were still closed off.

It’s nearly a fucking hundred degrees.  You are a moron if you are running 26 miles in this heat.  More importantly, you are interfering with traffic in an already otherwise congested area.  Do us a favor and fuck off into the woods and run until you find the Blair Witch.


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